Doschers Vanilla French Chew Taffy

 

Wow, I really enjoyed eating this candy. It tastes just like vanilla and the chewy satisfaction you get from each bite could turn a bad day into a good one. This candy looks almost like another favorite of mine, the Abba Zabba, the only thing missing is the peanut butter candy in the middle. I however was not disappointed. I also noticed some funny instructions on the wrapper. It says to “strike on hard surface to break into bite size pieces???. Never before had I been instructed by a piece of candy to physically strike another object, which I found pretty humorous. At first I was going to follow orders and strike my fellow co-worker in the back of the skull but I came to the conclusion that Doschers probably would not advocate this kind of violent behavior. I then proceeded to walk outside and throw my Vanilla chew at the sidewalk. I don’t think it was a hard enough surface though because it didn’t break!! It’s taffy for crying out loud, who are they trying to kid? Returning in vain to my office space, I decided to go against the grain and just unwrap the thing and eat it while it was still in one piece. And I don’t regret it at all. Not even a little.

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