Snickers

 

The ground begins to shake. The wins change direction. It is that feeling before the winter rain swarms the city. It is the sound of tectonic plates shifting. It is the movement of the ocean in harmony with the earth. It is the sun on the day of your birth. It has been the salvation and leader of the chocolate bar dynasty. It is the king, the emperor, nay, the Sultan of the land of candy. It is the bar all other candy bars must kneel before when it enters the room. It is the one, the only, the original, SNICKERS!

Snickers has been around since 1930 and sold for a nickel! From 1949 to 1952 it sponsored the “Howdy Doody Show??? In 1968 Snickers dominates Halloween with the introduction of the “Fun Size???. In 1984 Snickers was “The Official Snack Food??? Sponsor of the 1984 Olympics. 1989 was the Snickers Ice Cream Bar. 1996 the Snickers Ice Cream Bar is introduced. In 2005 Snickers celebrated it’s 75th birthday! It is bar none the most recognized candy bar in the world. It’s rich chocolate, creamy caramel, roasted peanuts and that other element inside that no one else can pronounce, “crack???. No it’s not really crack but you might as well call it chocolate addiction and hook up the I.V. It is the one thing I can look forward when I’m having a bad day. It always brings me up and never lets me down. It is uniquely complex and amazingly simple, all at the same time. It is a snack, a treat and a meal all rolled into one little bar. And with options ranging from bite size to king size, ice cream to cone, creamy to crunchy, it truly is a God among insects.

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