I have just marked my calendar, for this day shall be remembered as the day my world has changed. Whoppers has done something I never thought possible. They have deviated from the master plan. They have taken some time away from my precious, and brought us something better! How in the name of G-d could they make anything better than the infamous Whopper you ask. They can’t! But they can develop something just as extraordinary. You know what, I apologize, that last bit may have been over the top, but I can’t help it when I’m munching on the new guys right now.

Ladies and gentleman, whoppers has reinvented the wheel. They pull back the red curtain to reveal the new “Whoppers Strawberry Milkshake Hot diggidy-dang-dong-doo! I know you’re thinking this guy has gone crazy, but this stuff is gold! I am truly the biggest fan of the original Whopper, and never did I think they could get any better. But I need to rethink my priorities with these little guys. In one fell swoop they have me rethink my entire snack food consumption. I’ve got a 10oz carton sitting in front of me and without a doubt, as bad as this might sound, I feel confident I could finish the entire thing. No joke. I have to go so I can hide these things from myself. The only thing I can rely on is my short term memory in hopes I forget where they went. You might as well hook up the I.V. and let the good times drip.