Nestle Buncha Crunch

What would happen if you took a stick of dynamite and strapped it to one of the worlds favorite candy bars? Aside from the fact that you may blow a few fingers off and go partially deaf in one ear, you would probably end up with Nestles’ bite size candies known as Buncha Crunch. With all of the taste of the original Nestle crunch bar, these little crunchy snacks are almost more fun to enjoy. Try throwing a Crunch bar up in the air and catch it in your mouth. Not so easy right? You could also lose an eye doing something like that if your not careful. You would then be forever shamed by telling your grandchildren why you now where an eye patch. Uh…well Timmy, grandpa was in a knife fight one dark and stormy evening while defending the honor of his lady friend in Bangkok. You would have to think of something just as entertaining to keep your manhood intact. Could you imagine the ridicule you would have to endure if you told them you were a cyclops because of a freak chocolate accident? Let’s not even go there.

Safety hazards aside these tasty morsels of crunchy chocolate are not to be taken lightly. They are a perfect snack to sneak in to a theatre but could also double as a getaway diversion by laying them on the floor behind you causing the theatre attendants to slip while they chase you down to check your tickets. That will teach that greasy faced teenager to try and be a movie theatre vigilante. Sorry kid, you have seen one to many action movies for your own good. The only downside being that it will undoubtedly be the last time you can show your face in that theatre. It really is tough to go wrong when you put chocolate and crispy rice together, Nestle has once again scored with their new take on an old favorite.

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