Nik-L-Nip Sour

Please keep in mind that there are other reviewers who strongly disagree with this review. They will post their own reviews in the future on this candy which they believe to be incredibile.

Now I have seen people chew on some strange things in my day, tobacco, cigars, and even peanut shells. But I have never had the urge to put a hunk of wax into my mouth and chew and chew and chew until I could chew no more. But for some reason that I cannot possibly fathom, somebody has decided to combine ordinary wax and a sorry excuse for fruit flavoring in an attempt to strike it rich in the candy business. Are you kidding me? This has got to be one of the sorriest excuses for candy on the market today! And yet this ridiculous creation has somehow managed to find it’s way into my bag of candy for review so you, the reader, may not have to suffer as I have. Woe is me!!! Whoever thought that chewing on artificially flavored wax sounded like a good idea should be pelted mercilessly with there own strange excuse for candy until they beg for forgiveness. Then they should be pelted some more.

My first real gripe is that these “fruit flavors??? are completely artificial! I had a hard time distinguishing what horrible flavor I was forcing into my mouth, and against my better judgment I would sample the next excuse for a flavor with my tongue screaming in agony after each bite. Again I freely punish my taste buds so that you the reader can make an informed decision before suffering the same fate as I. After biting into this wax “treat??? and I use this term loosely, your mouth is greeted with what tastes like an old melted otter pop. I guess this is the sad attempt to give you a reason to continue chewing on……..wax. Another claim on the packaging is that these little bottle shaped pieces of wax are “really sour??? when in reality these wax bombshells are mildly sour at best. What a waste!! Think of all the perfectly useful candles that were not made in order to create another batch of these waxy abominations!! I don’t know, perhaps I’m being too harsh in judgment here. But I could think of about a million other things I would rather be chewing on then some wax. Hey- anybody want to share an artificially flavored piece of wax with me? I didn’t think so.

2 thoughts on “Nik-L-Nip Sour

  1. 1sexytwin

    Haha! I remember eatting these as a kid! And even THEN I thought they were horrible! However, I will make you a bet, if I ACTUALLY ran across these on the shelves (at a cheap price, of course!) then I would probably throw it in the cart to bring to my twin just for a laugh! These little “abominations” as you call it, are just that- NASTY! *throws my head back and laughs* Oh yeah… and didn’t they come in a “test-tube” shape too?

    ~Crystal

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